Hey Society

29th May 2012

Close the bathroom door.

28th May 2012

When it “feels like” 39 degrees, then it is 39 degrees.

9th May 2012

Don’t ask me how I’m doing on the phone. Get to the point.

5th May 2012

If you put someone on speaker phone, you are required to tell them right away.

19th Apr 2012

Wait the extra 10 seconds and hold the elevator door open if you see someone coming.

29th Mar 2012

If I can hear your car squeaking before I can see it, you need to get it fixed.

1st Mar 2012

If you use smiley faces when you type or text, it’s :) not (:

21st Feb 2012

Don’t blow smoke directly in my face when we’re talking.

10th Feb 2012

Urinal etiquette is not a joke.

8th Feb 2012

Don’t tell me you need something yesterday. It’s not going to happen.

If you need something immediately, tell me you need it in 10 minutes or an hour. No matter how ridiculous and tight of a timeline it may be, it doesn’t require time travel.